Ten things you don't (And don't want) to know about Classy

Recently, like just now Classy MF gave me a intervivew to try and let the public get to know me better. of course this didn't work out, you see Classy has some mad anger issues that he might need help working out. but I haven't bothered to ask. anywho

today Me, (S.W) will bring you a list.: Ten things you don't know about Classy.

10 : He plays with knives around people. then wonders why everyone is nervous then says (Oh shit I'm sorry for that) and puts it away, sometimes.

9 : in the years that I have known Classy. I've created a small journal of all of the very "Awkward and questonable moments of Classys life" these started years ago when me and a friend were yelling at each other, my friend then screamed (Quite loudly) "You are a FAG." At this moment Classy showed up and said "You rang?" I still don't know what he was doing in my house. So, maybe he is gay. (As time goes by I may reveal more of these moments.)

8 : Classy dislikes most anything that isn't anime. or japaense. like, white woman for instance.

7 : classy may (MAY) just be the biggest porn-a-holic I've ever met. he's obession with porn being so powerful he once kicked me out of my own home to borrow my computer.

6 : Classy is prone to depression. going so far as to lock himself in my room for three days.

5 : Classy had a girlfriend. for about a month before he dumped her. when I asked about this, he went into a rant about her being crazy. and over weight. (I talked to her once. she was weird.)

4 : A few years ago. classy had a obsession with killing bumble Bees. I once asked him (What do you use to kill them?) he replyed, (Man. I mix soap and water and spray them.)

3 : This one time, Classy got thrown through a wall for mouthing off to a close friend. (Lando, from The link on the front pages. Painful love.)

2 : This one time. Classy was drunk. and didn't know that plastic melts when it burns. so he burned plastic over he's hand. and it melted to he's skin. he still has the scar to this day.

1 : Many people have called Classy a "Cronic masterbaiter" yet he always denys it. no matter how much proof towers over him.

Well, hopefully this has shed some light to you on the kind of man Classy is. enjoy.


Love. S.W (Love?)