Screw animal rights Activists

Classy here to let loose another dream-stated rant.

So today I kicked up my computer (That's what I like to call turning it on)

And I looked at the front page and saw some shit about blah blah Skater blah blah Fur blah blah Death threats? "I better check this" I said gagging on a bit of coffee



So blah blah This weird Ice skater guy put on some tight suit and went out flipping around, nothing new here just americans getting their (not quite) moneys worth.

The weird (Somewhat frilly) tight sut had a small patch of REAL Fox fur on it. that's the "O-M-G" moment, after he wore it he got hate mail and all kinds of shit from all kinds of people that were so damn sad that a fox died for a outfit, so the guy had to change he's damn suit.

now after taking a moment to sip down the rest of my morning (it was more like noon) Coffee I asked myself. "wait a minute" didn't I just fear a story like five months ago about a small boy being attacked by a fox. and messed up by it?

Yeah, I did.

So what the hell man? why the upset over some guy taking some fur from a animal THAT ATTACKS SMALL CHILDERN? I sat there for a good 12 minutes thinking this over then it came to me the one true golden answer.

Americans need a reason to bitch don't we?

Think about it, half the time we need to keep our wildlife under control, the other half we need to give animals rights, what the fuck?

So in the end this is a rant from that Classy dog MF.

about how animal rights assholes need to go meet a fox in some damned woods.


See how bad you wanna save that mean fucker.


I mean come on. I'm not "for killing animals" Dogs arn't bad. I fucking love cats.

but one fox?

please.

so thanks for making me waste like 14 minutes writing this at you idiots,


assholes won't even read it.

fuck you.


Love from Classy.

Ten things you don't (And don't want) to know about Classy

Recently, like just now Classy MF gave me a intervivew to try and let the public get to know me better. of course this didn't work out, you see Classy has some mad anger issues that he might need help working out. but I haven't bothered to ask. anywho

today Me, (S.W) will bring you a list.: Ten things you don't know about Classy.

10 : He plays with knives around people. then wonders why everyone is nervous then says (Oh shit I'm sorry for that) and puts it away, sometimes.

9 : in the years that I have known Classy. I've created a small journal of all of the very "Awkward and questonable moments of Classys life" these started years ago when me and a friend were yelling at each other, my friend then screamed (Quite loudly) "You are a FAG." At this moment Classy showed up and said "You rang?" I still don't know what he was doing in my house. So, maybe he is gay. (As time goes by I may reveal more of these moments.)

8 : Classy dislikes most anything that isn't anime. or japaense. like, white woman for instance.

7 : classy may (MAY) just be the biggest porn-a-holic I've ever met. he's obession with porn being so powerful he once kicked me out of my own home to borrow my computer.

6 : Classy is prone to depression. going so far as to lock himself in my room for three days.

5 : Classy had a girlfriend. for about a month before he dumped her. when I asked about this, he went into a rant about her being crazy. and over weight. (I talked to her once. she was weird.)

4 : A few years ago. classy had a obsession with killing bumble Bees. I once asked him (What do you use to kill them?) he replyed, (Man. I mix soap and water and spray them.)

3 : This one time, Classy got thrown through a wall for mouthing off to a close friend. (Lando, from The link on the front pages. Painful love.)

2 : This one time. Classy was drunk. and didn't know that plastic melts when it burns. so he burned plastic over he's hand. and it melted to he's skin. he still has the scar to this day.

1 : Many people have called Classy a "Cronic masterbaiter" yet he always denys it. no matter how much proof towers over him.

Well, hopefully this has shed some light to you on the kind of man Classy is. enjoy.


Love. S.W (Love?)

The S.Warrior Q&A post.

Today we bring you a small Q&A to help you get to know S.W, For I felt her blog didn't really say anything, I hadn't already said. so let's get started, I (Classy) will be asking the questions.

(Classy) So, S.W, If I am not mistaken S.W stands for shadow Warrior. does this have a personal meaning to you?

(S.W) Yes. I am a Shadow Warrior.

(C) And what does being a Shadow Warrior emply?

(S.W) A lot of Illigal things, Classy, A lot of illigal things...

(C) Do you honestly think you can contribute anything to the blog?

(S.W) Classy. if I recall I'm the one that made the site. you joined in with me.

(C) Didn't I tell you I'M asking the fucking questions?

(S.W) Wheres, your question, wait, wait, let me guess, you don't have one.

(C) Fuck you.

(C) Moving right along, how does it Feel knowing Classy on a peronsal level?

(S.W) No one knows him better then you. Fast hands Classy.

(C) Your completely vulgar.

(C) Well, I can't thnk of anything else to ask, it wouldn't do anygood, you'll just run your mouth some more.

(C) Asshole.

Well I'm here

S.W. Here This blog is going to be a lot of shit that we do on a day to day basses which isn't a lot. anywho Classy (MF) once told me to follow my dreams, which is going to lead to his down fall. he can't party like i do vote for me S.W.

The holy (un?) Arrival.

Yes. that's right, here at last, your ever faithful Classy. Classy is just short for my REAL name. which happens to be Milleninum future. so for short I'll just narrow it down to "Classy (MF?)" but on to the bigger, and slightly less attractive point of this blog. it'll be me and S.Ws (Yet to be anounced) job to let all you people in on our hi-jinks. that's right. we're wild. and you love it. WHOA!

so in short, you'll find almost everything we do and everything we see on this blog. that makes us laugh. we don't post any morbid pictures like SOME people do. you disgust me.




Thanks. For nothing.
Classy.